BRO FOUL!

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What? You're just gonna leave your best buddy at a restaurant on his birthday? Who cares if you have things like "a job" to do? And who cares if it's not actually his birthday?

Whatever you do, best buddies of the world, you do NOT leave the other half of the Dream Team hanging!

Outstanding "Service"

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I recall the first time I received a surprise prostate exam at dinner. Those were the times, indeed.

Free Smiles!

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"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

That's Why Everyone Eats There!

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How Exactly Could You Tell?

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gay kids,receipt,restaurant,scranton,server,waitress
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Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

Qualifications for the Entry-Level Jobs Get Tougher Every Year

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experience,job ad,waitress,want ad
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There, I Complimented You in the Receipt! Now Where's My Good Tip?

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best butt,best looking,good tip,meat is murder,receipt,restaurant,waiter,waitress
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