What Are You Doing? RUN!

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But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

This Tweet Is On Fire

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Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"

Don't, AT&T. Just Don't.

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Pizza Hut's in a Hairy Situation

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Some Questions Are Too Depressing To Answer

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Stealth Tweeting

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Also known as the "Silent Tweetment."

I Got That B***h a Pizza

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B*hes love pizza.