Or he might just be satisfied with a tip IN the hat.
Thee serveece was-a molto bene!
"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."
I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.
I'm such a good (self) tipper!
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