What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

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What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?
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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

A Gold Medal for SportsCenter

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A Gold Medal for SportsCenter
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Who is this "Generic Text" and what events is he competing in?

Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now

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Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now
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Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ