Corporate Guilt

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corporate guilt,elevator,health,stairway,take the stairs
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I'll use the stairs... but only if they put "Way to go!" and "Good for you!" and "You're so smart and health conscious, here's a raise!" on the walls going up the staircase.

1st Floor One is Out Out of Order...So Are the Elevators

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1st floor,42nd floor,bathrooms,take the stairs
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Reinforce Your Socially Awkward Penguin-ness Today!

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socially awkward penguin,awkward silence,take the stairs
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