Now That's a Toy Drive I Can Get Behind!

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Would I have actually donated toys or helped people in need if there wasn't a lap dance in it for me? Oh god, am I a horrible person?

Busted Broadcasters

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"Whoa... umm... ahem... spasiba (thank you) for that... erm... revealing report!"

Have to Do *Something* to Pay Tuition

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Back from when we didn't hate Kanye West:

Sittin' in the hood like community colleges
This dope money here is little Tre's scholarship
Cause ain't no tuition for having no ambition
And ain't no loans for sittin' your ass at home
So we forced to sell crack, rap, and get a job
You gotta do somethin' man, your ass is grown

The Value of Your Diploma

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I usually pump myself up by getting naked and dancing arcane ritual dances in front of a volleyball effigy that I've named after my boss.

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