Unlike Coke, who viciously guard their secret Coke recipe, this recipe is totally free and open source.

I know how it is sometimes. A long weekend, lots of fun, that total reluctance to continue on and work. Do what you have to do to get through the day folks, I won't judge.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack