The vending machine ate the last f* I gave.
Hurr durr but it has 2 percent of your daily value in some random vitamin that you can get from, like, a thousand more healthy foods. It must be good for me then!
Fun fact: In 1963, Friden Inc. released its EC-130 calculator model, one of the early prototypes for the modern calculator. Its price tag? $2,200.00. My how the times have changed...
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