I'm Not Made of Money, Kid!

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You know how much I gotta pay for gas for that f**kin' sleigh?

Yo Mr. Kringle, Make Like the North Pole and Chill

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"Sorry buddy, but getting molested by Gandalf with diabetes isn't on my wishlist."