Your Supervisor Is Watching You Poop

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The best part is the toilet. That's the smallest toilet I've ever seen. If I sat on that, I'd feel even more like a bootlicking insignificant hive worker who enrages the team leader with each second wasted on personal issues like pooping.

~Office Lackey Jack

Assume the Position

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"Hey there, Bob, I was just on my way to the workshop on avoiding references to sex positions and... say, you drop something?"

"Nope, just relieving some gastric pressure."

"Roger that. I'll see you at lunch."

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