WARNING: Some language is way too real and existential crisis-inducing for work.

Sounds great! I can't wait to start working for 69 cents a day at my local textile factory!

~OLJ

I'm not sure which was the biggest fail, this entire debt crisis debacle or the 2010 elections. How bad does it have to get, 'Merica, before you stop electing nutheads?

~OLJ

To a conservative audience (U.S. edition): Makes sense that those lazy good-for-nothing libs who want the government to do everything for them would take more time off instead of earning more through their own hard work!

To a liberal audience: Figures that that uptight band of sticks-in-the-mud cons would spend so much time working to earn and hoard their precious blu-ray players and their 51" plasma screen tvs!

~OLJ