"It was all like, 'Installing Updates: 1 of 396 installed, please do not power off your computer,' and then I was like 'HELL NO!'"

0% off of tickets of 20 MPH over the speed limit or higher! 0% APR financing with 0% cash back!

I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

Since when does a jaywalking citation involve a strip search?!

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack