Sorry, But You're Just Not What We're Looking For

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Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

This is My Kinda Workplace!

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Pottied Too Hard Over the Weekend

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I fink I mait call in sik toodae...

Party Hard, Breh!

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At Least They Got the Beauty Part Right

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Turned down again! Man I can't imagine what the problem must be...

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He probably should take his tattoo elsewhere.