Oh Crap! He Shook My Hand Yesterday!

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"Hear ye, Hear ye! Sonny * has caught the stomach plague of death. Hence the Mac Lab will be closed this evening. March 30, 2008 Thank you kindly, The Royal Mac Lab Staff"

Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

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Cooties

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This Note: theft deterrent system at Best Buy, sorta

No More 3rd World Vacations Dan

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A co-worker was out of the country for 10 days. Before she left she did not get all her immunizations, so I was convinced she was going to catch yellow fever. I took precautions to protect myself and the office.

I Guess If Your Job Doesnt Have Insurance

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