"Hang On, Khaled, I'm Just Going to Update My Twitter Really Quick!"

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@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

Thanks, Ken!

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You're a lifesaver!

I Was on the Team That Took Down Osama Bin Floppin!

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You Make a Compelling Argument, Barbershop

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The war on beards may be unwinnable.