I fall asleep for 10 minutes and this is what happens!

"Make sure it's a diet coke."

If sunshine and butterflies are your thing, you should see the accounting office!

"Jack" thought it'd be a nice easy first day getting setup. Not so much with the pressure of some sexy men staring at you all day.

YOU DON'T SAY???

Oh God, why? Eyebleach, anyone?

BOOM! HOW DO LIKE THAT? YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T THROW MY NOKIA AT YOU!