First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."
... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?
"For all of our loyal viewers who love reading things upside down, boy have we got a treat for you!"
One can only assume he grabbed the wrong rectangle-shaped thing before going live.
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