I Was on the Team That Took Down Osama Bin Floppin!

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That's One Way to Get Off of Work... For the Rest of Your Life...

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In hindsight, maybe he should have faked a tummy ache instead.

Are You a Wizard?

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Maybe some kind of rice necromancer or something? Maybe just being a bro is a special talent in and of itself.

The Armed Forces Are an Emo Opportunity Employer

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Mentally ill? No problem!