Do You Have What It Takes to Be in Sauron's Army?

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Four weeks of paid vacation.

Retirement benefits.

A competitive health insurance package.

Spacious apartments for discount rates at scenic Gorgoroth Village.

Mordor: Be all you can be!

New Zealand Weatherman Does His Broadcast in Elvish

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Sindarin na forvo. Elo, tiria fîn! Mae carnen benn, mae carnen.

("Sindarin, to be exact. Just look at that hair, though! Well done, man, well done.")