By StevenS757
Let's be honest, Epona was a reliable horse for sure, but she just wasn't as fast or as comfy as a mack truck.
Goes well with Lon Lon Milk. Just don't smash the tip jar, there are no rupees in it, so don't even bother.
I got Link a present to commemorate the 27th anniversary of Zelda. DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! Link got 300 Rupees! But his wallet is already full. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!