What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

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iphone,late for work,phone,ricky,robin,sms,text
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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

Conspiracy Theories

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green light,late for work,red light,traffic light
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"Sir, Tango 2-7 is in his vehicle and in position approximately four blocks from target's place of work, ready to initiate pretend-that-car-is-broken-down-and-block-all-traffic phase..."

"Sorry, Sir, I'm Going to Be Late to Work"

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boss,Cape Canaveral,florida,g rated,late for work,late to work,monday thru friday,nasa,rocket,rocket ship,space shuttle,space shuttle in traffic,space shuttle traffic jam,stuck in traffic,traffic,Traffic Jam
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"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

You Don't Have to Rub It In!

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late,late for work,stuck in traffic,traffic,Traffic Jam,traffic sign
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It's going to be a good day, I just know it!