late for work

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Via: For Lack of a Better Comic
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"Sir, Tango 2-7 is in his vehicle and in position approximately four blocks from target's place of work, ready to initiate pretend-that-car-is-broken-down-and-block-all-traffic phase..."

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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"