"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."
"ALSO SLAP!!!"
"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."
"ALSO SLAP!!!"
"Sir, Tango 2-7 is in his vehicle and in position approximately four blocks from target's place of work, ready to initiate pretend-that-car-is-broken-down-and-block-all-traffic phase..."
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"