You Can't Spell Pouch Without "Ouch"

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That's one way to kangaruin your day...

Oooh Fun I Love Contests

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This was a memo actually issued to the employees of QC Marts, an Iowa-based chain of convenience stores, back in March. The owner of the chain announced a contest in which employees would guess which of their number would be the next to get the proverbial ax. Four employees, who for some reason felt uncomfortable turning on their coworkers like rabid wolves, quit in protest. QC Marts denied them unemployment benefits, arguing they had quit voluntarily, until a judge ruled against the chain yeste

We'll Have that Much Less Overhead When You're Gone

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They say it's always best to get laid off on a Friday. At the very least, it makes it easier to get trashed and drown in a pool of your own tears.

TGIF, office lackeys!

-Water Cooler Chris