...as explained by Star Wars.
Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
It's hard to tell if "complete idiot" refers to the intelligence level required for the book or the intelligence level required for the job.
Meanwhile, people dialing his number are treated to a little ditty by Rick Astley.
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