What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?
Opera, of course.
Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!
Those cookies do look tasty.
Consider it a freebie... or 50 freebies, I guess.
I'm pretty sure this is available already in China.