Add another one to the list of creepy employers I would never want to work for. Although, since I'm not a high school girl, I'll probably never work for him anyway.
~Office Lackey Jack
For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"