"Sir, HR's got us pinned down, and Accounting is launching an attack on our flank! What should we do?"
"Frag the bastards!"
Also, this is mostly shop-talk, but holy GOD the moderator back then was WAY more into tags than I am. If I'm intimidated enough, I'll just go to town in a stream-of-consciousness narrative every time I'm writing hash tags. Not that any of you actually notice the tags. #shop-talk.