Need a Receipt?

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Need a Receipt?
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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

Forever a Loan

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Forever a Loan
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This is a security warning to prevent fraud, but sometimes it makes some people feel lonely.

Forever a Drone

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Forever a Drone
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"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"