Employment: HELP. ME.

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Employment: HELP. ME.
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The real world isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Clearly A+ Material We're Working With

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Clearly A+ Material We're Working With
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For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"

The One Degree Implies the Career, Usually

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The One Degree Implies the Career, Usually
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As the eminent Slovenic philosopher Slavoj Žižek once said, "We must find an aesthetic of trash." And you know, I have a feeling this guy getting his hands dirty is doing a better job at philosophizing than half of those pretentious peers of mine in the local college philosophy program. Those pretentious peers that are working on their master's and Ph.D's. And getting full rides to prestigious universities.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

-Water Cooler Chris