employee

coffee,employee,free coffee,Starbucks
By Unknown
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

boss,employee,late,late to work
By The_Awesome_Boss
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From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."

do not disturb,door,employee,nap,note,slacking off,sleep
By Unknown
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Come up with an awesome acronym for N.A.P. and you could win some internetz!

awesome,drugs are bad,employee,note
By Unknown
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DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.

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