Sorry, But It's a Bit Out of My Price Range

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Sorry, But It's a Bit Out of My Price Range
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If you could bring it down by about, oh, say 99%, that'd be great!

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

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A Picture's Worth 1000 Words
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And apparently, it's worth 1,175 dollars too.

Foolproof!

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Foolproof!
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This might not work so well with printers, but what about replicators from Star Trek? Roddenberry probably had a script lined up where the Enterprise tracked down some replicator-replicating smugglers.

~OLJ