Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

Brainstorming Is Magic

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work

Customer: Served

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Looks like Dreamworks has found a new concept for a movie. It'll be about a dinosaur who feels alone and isolated from other dinosaurs because of his drug problem, and he becomes hostile and bitter. Eventually a plucky and fast-talking pterodactyl named Pewt befriends him, despite his initial recalcitrance, and the two save Dinoville from time-travelling big-game hunters by giving them so many hallucinogenics that the hunters wander off a cliff and fall to their doom. The citizens of Dinoville now learn to accept and tolerate the dinosaur's drug habit and the dinosaur, in turn, learns to love them back.

Hello, Yes This is Dinosaur

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We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!

OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.

You Asked for a Dinosaur, YOU GET A DINOSAUR

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Dino Packaging

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T-Rex + Coffee

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