We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!

OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.

Connecticut, Connecticut, New England state supreme!

In case you needed any more motivation...

There are more kids drawing the darndest things at Parenting Fails!

All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.