Open Palm Only... You Don't Want To Leave Marks

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basic instructions,broken,busted,coca cola,coke,derp,diabetes,fast food,hardware,high fructose corn syrup,hit me,ingenuity,job lol,Kludge,mess,one of these days alice,paper signs,signage,smack,soda,soda fountain,sugar water,wacky,work fail,work smarter not harder,wtf,your ever-expanding ass
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The Story of Diabeetus

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candy,diabetes,diabeetus,snickers,monday thru friday,g rated
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I'm Insulinsulted!

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insulin,diabetes,sara lee,monday thru friday,g rated
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'MURIKA!!!

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america,bubble gum,crazy apples,diabetes,obesity
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I'd be curious to know what your guys' definition of healthy is. If it starts with "doesn't give you Type II diabetes," then I'm not listening to the rest of it.

No, Thank You

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boredom,bummer,cheddar,crackers,depressing,diabetes,fat girls,fridge politics,gratitutde,gross,heart disease,office kitchen,oh good this is worthwhile,paper signs,Sad,saturated fats,signage,Terrifying,thank you,trans fats,ugh,vending machine,work smarter not harder
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Gratitude At Its Finest

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awful,beetus,cake,cheeky,cruel,dessert,diabetes,dickheads,food,get back to work,gtfo,joke,kitchen,mean boss,office kitchen,office prank,Party,prank,retirement,sugar,wiseass
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