"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"

At least you don't have to swim to work...

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP

~OLJ