The One Degree Implies the Career, Usually

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As the eminent Slovenic philosopher Slavoj Žižek once said, "We must find an aesthetic of trash." And you know, I have a feeling this guy getting his hands dirty is doing a better job at philosophizing than half of those pretentious peers of mine in the local college philosophy program. Those pretentious peers that are working on their master's and Ph.D's. And getting full rides to prestigious universities.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

-Water Cooler Chris

You Know What, You Can Just Go F-

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Suddenly I Don't Feel So Special

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Finally!

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At long last, I can put my full name of "Wing Commander Dr. Mr. Monday Thru Friday Mod."

(Yes, that's my real name. It's like I was born for this job!)

Our "Absurdity" Department Just Got a new Fellowship

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His Temperament Was Savage and His Work Habits Philistine

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Institution of Higher Learning FAIL

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This must have come as quite a "shock" to the students at ASU. Hiyooo!

immaturepuns

~OLJ