From the Marketing Department: Dress Like Spiderman on the Fourth of July and Get a Free Burger at Carls Jr.

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"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"

"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"

Swimp - He's Here All The Time

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I'm surprised the employee didn't try to fry the raccoon and serve it to the patrons.

Carl's Jr., Stahp. You're Creeping Everyone Out.

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S.i.p.s.

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