You'll Need to Tap Three Forests First

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From the submitter:

I think they didn't mean 'Vigor'

Oh I'm pretty sure they did. I mean, what better way to take down that door than a fatty green creature who makes your entire team immune to red removal? Seems fine enough by me.

And with that, I need to build some decks...

-Water Cooler Chris

Have A Safe New Year! With Pills?

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Seriously though, enjoy the New Year festivities, without pills!