I tried to keep my tongue off the latest David McCullough release but it was too sexy and they caught me and made me buy it. Now I want to go to Paris and be brilliant or something.
~Office Lackey Jack
No kidding, the racism can get pretty ugly. This one's available on Google's e-reader collection (WHICH WE IN NO WAY ENDORSE OR APPROVE OF ETC ETC)
...and do they have a section for sexist old books?