BRO FOUL!

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What? You're just gonna leave your best buddy at a restaurant on his birthday? Who cares if you have things like "a job" to do? And who cares if it's not actually his birthday?

Whatever you do, best buddies of the world, you do NOT leave the other half of the Dream Team hanging!

Close Enough

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Happy Birthday, Your Gift is Decreased Productivity!

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Always Give Very Specific Directions

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Every Man Secretly Dreams of being a Princess

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... deep down inside.

Additional Birthday Wishes Must Be Filed in Triplicate

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I'll Shoot You at All Your Special Events

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Weddings, birthdays, and even funerals!