The BBC's homepage displayed a video proclaiming that Tony Nicklinson, a British man suffering from Locked-In syndrome, is "happy," while simultaneously showing a breaking news headline that he had died after losing a High Court battle over his right to commit suicide. Well, which one is it, BBC? Take your pick!
"It's an in-credible story, Bill, we have just received word that the hedgehog has MIRACULOUSLY freed itself from the tin. The standoff with the tin had been going on for about five hours, but it looks as if he's in the clear. We're expecting an official statement from Prime Minister Cameron in about half an hour. Back to you in the studio!"