Hair Glue Sold Seperately

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asleep,bench,hair glue,sleeping,toupee,wig
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It's crawling away on its own.

An Exciting Endorsement For the Product

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on the job,FAIL,asleep
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Customer Service Is Important

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asleep,boredom,busted,caught in the act,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,depressing,dickhead co-workers,disco nap,ergonomics,lazy,nap,nap time,neck injury,neck pain,Sad,sleeping,sleepy,snooze,wasteful,work smarter not harder
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I Like How It's In Quotation Marks

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asleep,guard,security,security guard,sleeping
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Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.

Quick - Steal Her Gun

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asleep,guard,gun,officer,police,security
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I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

The Daily Dangle

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asleep,asleep at work,dangle,mouse
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