Making the Best of a Bad Situation

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We will mend the damage with spackle and puns.

Quickest Accident Quote Ever!

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"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

Being Hit By A Car Should Always Be A Secret

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Welcome To the Pleasuredome

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Easier Than Fixing the Sign

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Bathroom Granola

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I Saved 100% or More on My Car Insurance...

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... AND I'm in good hands! Suck it, Allstate!