accident

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"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

By Unknown
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Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

Via: Reddit
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From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).