Oops, spilled your grandpa's ashes. Brofist!

And if you tell them that play-doh you got your kid is actually C4, you'll get free housing for at least the next 25 years!

... plus a few surprise colonoscopies...

Somebody needs to fix this! Here, I'll ask TSA (I'm fluent in corporate bulls**tese). Ahem!

I strongly encourage the Transportation Safety Administration to explore all possible solutions for this issue. The question of what is done with sensitive travel materials after confiscation is an excellent question, and I thank you for it! I have full confidence that a solution will be reached in a timely fashion. Synergy!

You never know what's under the habit.