The Toughest Part of Military Training Has to be the Rubber Chicken Composure Test

Favorite
- -

You Think Any of the Office Drones Are Going to Get This is a Joke?

Favorite
funny-work-pic-office-trophy
- -

Ball's in Your Court, Internet

Favorite
epic-win-pic-stormtrooper-unicycle
- -

Working Out is All About Tackling Specific Muscle Groups

Favorite
- -

"Wham-Sauce" is the New Phrase We Should Add to Our Lexicon After This Runner Destroys the Meet Crew

Favorite
- -

Skip to around the 1:10 mark to get to the moment in question.

Wham-Sauce (\ˈwam-ˈss\): A forceful but non-threatening blow upon an unsuspecting party. In a sentence:

"He just wham-sauced the meet crew! It doesn't matter, he's a national champion!"

Further examples:

"Carla really wham-sauced that plate of pizza rolls. They never saw it coming."

In noun form:

"Kendrick Lamar just slathered an extra-helping of wham-sauce all over us by releasing an album unannounced." 

As an adjective or modifier:

"Ironically, this weak-ass hot sauce is the least wham-sauce thing I've ever tasted."

The words "wham-sauce" now don't look like words after reading them this long. You're welcome.

Giraffe, Coming Through!

Favorite
- -

Don't Think, Just Shut Up and Laugh at Screaming Teeth

Favorite
- -

Yes, I am 12 years old and I laughed at this don't worry about it CARRY ON.