Well, investing in pickles certainly sounds better than most grunt work.

We're also not related. At all. Seriously.

THIS LINK IS A HYDRA! NO IT'S A PEGASUS!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE IT'S BOTH!!!

From Banksy's book, the quote:

"There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover." - Metropolitan Police Spokesperson

Way more athletic LOLs are over at Up Next in Sports!