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The mad scientist/insulin lobbyist who made this concoction apparently cooked up some butter and marshmallows in a saucepan before adding in the fruity pebbles in order to make the perfect cone.

win dippin dots responds to sean spicer
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When the Internet discovered Sean Spicer's five-year long war with Dippin' Dots, the so-called future of ice cream, the world held its breath and waited for a response. 

Well, hell has frozen over. 

Dippin' Dots has responded to the White House press secretary and offered to bring their delightful ice cream balls to him.

Writing on their website, Dippin's Dots CEO Scott Fischer responds: 

Dear Sean, 

We understand that ice cream is a serious matter. And running out of your favorite flavor can feel like a national emergency! We’ve seen your tweets and would like to be friends rather than foes. After all, we believe in connecting the dots. 

As you may or may not know, Dippin’ Dots are made in Kentucky by hundreds of hard working Americans in the heartland of our great country. As a company, we’re doing great. We’ve enjoyed double-digit growth in sales for the past three years. That means we’re creating jobs and opportunities. We hear that's on your agenda too. 

We can even afford to treat the White House and press corps to an ice cream social. What do you say? We’ll make sure there’s plenty of all your favorite flavors. 

Yours, 

Scott, CEO of Dippin’ Dots

Think about it, Sean. This could be you: 

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