The rules of AskReddit clearly state: "AskReddit is for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions. If your question can be answered by google, or in one word, it isn't right for AskReddit."

Rules, shmules.

Redditor elkresurgence threw caution to the wind this morning when he asked: "Which famous person needs to come out already?"

Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."

Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:

I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.

[hypervocal]

Check the lighter side of celebrity-hood over at ROFLrazzi!

You know you've made television history when you can get a well-respected voice in documentary footage to narrate a video of a tortoise humping a rubber shoe.

After some, let's say, "negotiations," from Ms. Kardashian's lawyers this page was taken down. In the mean time, it's enshrined on the internet in sweet JPEG form.

Keep up with the celebs over at ROFLrazzi!

Oh I get it, so only the pretty and famous people get to ride around in their own tanks? Not fair!