Sir, that beard isn't hiding anything

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Sir, that beard isn't hiding anything
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There's very little in terms of face tattoos that can be considered even remotely acceptable. Needless to say, this is not in that category.

Which Came First? The Tattoos or the Insanity?

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Which Came First? The Tattoos or the Insanity?
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There must be some correlation between the two, just as there is a correlation between mugshots and face tattoos. It's a good thing he grew that Hitler mustache. Otherwise, how we know that he's evil?