"My dad helped me fix the fan on my 'new' graphics card, but the only way to fasten it was with some thread."

You know wire is a thing, right?

Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

On the first day of a 3-day trip, I rear-ended this rental car into another car. Instead of trying to find a replacement rental on the 4th of July weekend, I (with the help of the local police!) "fixed" the bumper that was hanging off the car. I then drove it another 400 miles before returning it to the rental place on the 3rd day. I had to stop every once in a while to tighten the wires. It was nerve wrecking!

Little do they know, tunnels are much more effective when they are a) underground and b) not transparent. Good first attempt, kitties, but better luck next time.

~NSHA

Now if I could just train my helper monkey to use a lighter... ~Not-So-Handy Andy