If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
"A little duct tape, zip ties and a coffee pot make the perfect web camera enclosure."
We couldn't agree more, noble kludger.
This Facebook browsing experience only cost him a grand!
"The mic on my headset broke, and my webcam had a mic. It seemed pretty obvious to me what to do next."
Well done indeed, A442! And hey, that site looks pretty darn familiar...